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Free Delivery.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7523746416654544923?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7523746416654544923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7523746416654544923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/index.html' title='INDEX'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7722530221968519479</id><published>2008-04-01T10:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-01T10:18:40.431-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes Page 3'/><title type='text'>Religious Jokes Page 3</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/top-ten-ways-you-know-youre-in-bad.html"&gt;Top Ten Ways You Know You'Re In A Bad Church Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/down-to-hell.html"&gt;Down to Hell Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/original-text.html"&gt;Original Text Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/man-falls-asleep-at-church.html"&gt;Man Falls Asleep At Church Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/john-baptist.html"&gt;John the Baptist Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/cobbled-road.html"&gt;Cobbled Road Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/atheist.html"&gt;An Atheist Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/becoming-christian.html"&gt;Becoming Christian Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/making-confession.html"&gt;Making a Confession Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-is-this-going-to-cost-me.html"&gt;What is This Going to Cost Me Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/forest-gump-goes-to-heaven.html"&gt;Forest Gump Goes to Heaven Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/at-beginning-of-world-war-ii.html"&gt;At The Beginning of World War II Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/dont-use-lords-name-in-vain.html"&gt;Don't use the Lord's name in vain Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/best-programmer.html"&gt;The Best Programmer Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/walking-up-stairs-in-church.html"&gt;Walking Up the Stairs in a Church Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/arent-you-moses.html"&gt;Aren't you Moses? 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&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/four-catholic-ladies.html"&gt;Four Catholic Ladies Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/gay-man-meets-saint-peter.html"&gt;Gay Man Meets Saint Peter Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/nun-going-to-chicago.html"&gt;Nun Going to Chicago Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;           &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;       &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Page 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Page 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Page 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; 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Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/baptism.html"&gt;The Baptism Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/confessions.html"&gt;Confessions Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/crumbling-down.html"&gt;Crumbling Down Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/golf-in-heaven.html"&gt;Golf in Heaven Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/telling-lies.html"&gt;Telling Lies Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/do-i-know-you.html"&gt;Do I Know You? Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/old-man.html"&gt;Old Man Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/are-you-gay.html"&gt;Are You Gay? Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/stone-prostitute.html"&gt;Stone the Prostitute Religious Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/stone-prostitute.html"&gt;  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Page 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Page 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Page 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5282254577624051904?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5282254577624051904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5282254577624051904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html' title='Religious Jokes Page 1'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1530378953445614029</id><published>2008-04-01T10:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-01T10:22:01.131-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes Page 2'/><title type='text'>Drunk and Bar Jokes Page 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/beer-troubleshooting.html"&gt;Beer Troubleshooting Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/free-nuts.html"&gt;Free nuts Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/fairground-food.html"&gt;Fairground Food Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/free-drinks-and-more.html"&gt;Free drinks and more Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/crunchy-bird.html"&gt;Crunchy bird Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/ball-squeezer.html"&gt;Ball squeezer Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/looking-for-my-car.html"&gt;Looking for my car Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/professional-gambler.html"&gt;A Professional Gambler Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/twenty-push-ups.html"&gt;Twenty Push-ups Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/lake-made-of-beer.html"&gt;A Lake Made of Beer Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/new-fda-alcohol-warnings-for-booze.html"&gt;New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/morning-after.html"&gt;The Morning After Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/it-opens-at-noon.html"&gt;It Opens at Noon Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/martooni.html"&gt;Martooni Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/such-proposition.html"&gt;Such a Proposition Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/drinking-buddies.html"&gt;Drinking Buddies Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/tell-me-name.html"&gt;Tell me the Name Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/fall-down-drunk.html"&gt;Fall-Down Drunk Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/drunk-driver.html"&gt;Drunk Driver Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/all-guys-on-this-side.html"&gt;All The Guys on This Side Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/huge-paul-mccartney-fan.html"&gt;A Huge Paul McCartney Fan Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/looking-better-and-better.html"&gt;Looking Better and Better Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/completely-cured.html"&gt;Completely Cured Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/completely-cured.html"&gt;  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Page 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Page 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1530378953445614029?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1530378953445614029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1530378953445614029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-2.html' title='Drunk and Bar Jokes Page 2'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4531353636350691144</id><published>2008-04-01T10:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-01T10:22:08.660-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes Page 1'/><title type='text'>Drunk and Bar Jokes Page 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/karate-chop-from-korea.html"&gt;A Karate Chop from Korea Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/man-walks-into-bar.html"&gt;Man Walks Into a Bar Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/armless-man-in-bar.html"&gt;Armless Man in a Bar Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/three-pints-of-guinness.html"&gt;Three Pints of Guinness Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/are-you-from-ireland.html"&gt;Are You From Ireland? Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/rather-confident-man.html"&gt;A Rather Confident Man Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/graduate-student-in-psychology.html"&gt;A Graduate Student in Psychology Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/million-bucks.html"&gt;A Million Bucks Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/lawyer-and-blonde.html"&gt;A Lawyer and a Blonde Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/octopus-at-bar.html"&gt;Octopus at the Bar Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/leprechaun-in-bathroom.html"&gt;Leprechaun in the Bathroom Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/fly-in-my-beer.html"&gt;A Fly in my Beer Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/surprised-drunk.html"&gt;The Surprised Drunk Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/i-already-paid.html"&gt;I Already Paid Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/seductive-fingers.html"&gt;Seductive Fingers Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/scotch-expert.html"&gt;A Scotch Expert Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/try-being-nicer.html"&gt;Try Being Nicer Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/golden-toilet-seat.html"&gt;The Golden Toilet Seat Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/clever-plan.html"&gt;Clever Plan Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/about-two-hours.html"&gt;About Two Hours Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/need-push.html"&gt;Need a Push Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/been-drinking.html"&gt;Been Drinking? Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/fuel-injected.html"&gt;Fuel Injected Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/hamster-and-bullfrog.html"&gt;A Hamster and a Bullfrog Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/b-or-d.html"&gt;B or D Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/dont-mess-with-drinker.html"&gt;Don't mess with a drinker Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/bad-day.html"&gt;Bad Day Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/20-dollars-fixes-everything.html"&gt;20 dollars fixes everything Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/whos-next.html"&gt;Who’s Next? Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-likes-women.html"&gt;Who likes women? Drunk and Bar Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-likes-women.html"&gt;  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Page 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Page 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4531353636350691144?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4531353636350691144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4531353636350691144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html' title='Drunk and Bar Jokes Page 1'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1336292458018690739</id><published>2008-04-01T10:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-01T10:25:29.272-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blond Jokes Page 2'/><title type='text'>Blond Jokes Page 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/51-days.html"&gt;51 Days Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-at-repair-shop.html"&gt;A Blonde at the Repair Shop Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/iron-phone.html"&gt;Iron Phone Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blind-and-blond.html"&gt;The Blind and the Blond Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/dead-or-alive.html"&gt;Dead Or Alive Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/ticket-to-miami.html"&gt;A Ticket to Miami Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/green-side-up.html"&gt;Green Side Up Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/you-dont-want-usual.html"&gt;You don't want the usual? Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/carburator.html"&gt;The Carburator Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/in-front-of-pop-machine.html"&gt;In Front of a Pop Machine Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/on-other-side.html"&gt;On the Other Side Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/worst-book-ive-ever-read.html"&gt;The Worst Book I've Ever Read Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/are-his-lights-on.html"&gt;Are his Lights On? Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/alligator-shoes.html"&gt;Alligator Shoes Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/alligator-shoes.html"&gt;  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/blonde-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Page 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/blond-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Page 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1336292458018690739?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1336292458018690739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1336292458018690739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/blond-jokes-page-2.html' title='Blond Jokes Page 2'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-3414957547417538518</id><published>2008-04-01T10:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-06T16:26:47.348-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blonde Jokes page 1'/><title type='text'>Blonde Jokes page 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-painter.html"&gt;The Blonde Painter Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-at-western-union.html"&gt;The Blonde at Western Union Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/mirror-mirror.html"&gt;Mirror, Mirror Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/three-blondes-and-wish.html"&gt;Three blondes and a wish Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/alligators-mouth.html"&gt;Alligator's Mouth Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/rope.html"&gt;The Rope Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/old-news.html"&gt;Old news Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-mail-call.html"&gt;Blonde mail call Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-on-first-class.html"&gt;Blonde on first class Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/stranded-blonde.html"&gt;Stranded blonde Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-in-las-vegas.html"&gt;A blonde in Las Vegas Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/stranded-on-desert-island.html"&gt;Stranded on a desert island Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/breathalyzer.html"&gt;The breathalyzer! Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/horsback-riding.html"&gt;Horsback riding Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-and-cute-sheep.html"&gt;The blonde and the cute sheep Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/first-man.html"&gt;The First Man Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/locked-car.html"&gt;Locked Car Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-logic.html"&gt;Blonde Logic Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/whats-that-noise.html"&gt;What's that Noise? Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/brunette-redhead-and-blonde.html"&gt;Brunette, Redhead and a Blonde Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/car-theft.html"&gt;Car Theft Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/silence-isnt-always-golden.html"&gt;Silence Isn't Always Golden Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blank-copy.html"&gt;Blank Copy Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/sore-throat.html"&gt;Sore Throat Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/two-blondes-walking-in-forest.html"&gt;Two Blondes Walking in the Forest Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/one-blonde-to-another.html"&gt;One Blonde To Another Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/15.html"&gt;A 15 Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/blonde-overdue.html"&gt;Blonde Overdue Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/feeling-good.html"&gt;Feeling' Good Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/deer-tracks.html"&gt;Deer Tracks Blonde Jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/deer-tracks.html"&gt;  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/blonde-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Page 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/blond-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Page 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;      &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-3414957547417538518?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3414957547417538518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3414957547417538518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/blonde-jokes-page-1.html' title='Blonde Jokes page 1'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2900801382761667181</id><published>2008-04-01T07:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:28:57.153-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Really Important Person</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Pope proceeds to hop on Route 95 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could go. Well, he gets to about 90 miles per hour and,WHAM! There are the blue lights of our friendly State Police in his mirror.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. Well, the trooper, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please I need to call in."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The trooper radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The chief replies "Who is it, not Ted again ?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The trooper says, "No, even more important."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The chief replies, "It's the Governor, isn't it ?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The trooper replies "No, even more important."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It isn't the President is it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No, more important," replies the trooper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, WHO the HECK is it!", screams the chief.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't know" says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2900801382761667181?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2900801382761667181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2900801382761667181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/really-important-person.html' title='A Really Important Person'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-3278870255431307925</id><published>2008-04-01T07:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:29:12.733-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Healing</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;An elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, and I will heal you."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a frown, his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-3278870255431307925?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3278870255431307925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3278870255431307925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/healing.html' title='Healing'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5303004297378145915</id><published>2008-04-01T07:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:29:47.502-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>The Incorrect Diagnosis</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man," the priest said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does," the man said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5303004297378145915?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5303004297378145915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5303004297378145915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/incorrect-diagnosis.html' title='The Incorrect Diagnosis'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-782354573478736382</id><published>2008-04-01T07:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:29:57.824-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Enter Heaven</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-782354573478736382?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/782354573478736382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/782354573478736382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/enter-heaven.html' title='Enter Heaven'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5990521757827827469</id><published>2008-04-01T07:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:30:22.266-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>God Will Help Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;There was a very religious man named Jim, who lived near a river. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat came along and told Jim to get in the boat with him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jim said, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, the man in the boat drove off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The water rose higher, so Jim climbed onto his roof. At that time, another boat came along, and the person in that one told Jim to get in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jim replied, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The person in the boat then left.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The water rose even more, and Jim climbed onto his chimney. A helicopter came along and lowered a ladder for him. The woman in the helicopter told Jim to climb up the ladder and get in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jim said, "That's okay."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman said, "Are you sure?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jim replied, "Yeah, I'm sure God will take care of me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, the water rose too high and Jim drowned. Jim got to heaven and was face-to-face with God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jim said to God, "You told me that you would take care of me! What happened?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God replied, "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5990521757827827469?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5990521757827827469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5990521757827827469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/god-will-help-me.html' title='God Will Help Me'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4568383026033376857</id><published>2008-04-01T07:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:30:39.757-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Four Nuns</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"However", he said, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want you to confess to me what you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie." The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her breath. The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She says, "I was driving my brother's car down the street in front of his house, and I hit a neighbors dog and killed it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest looks up to heaven for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The second nun goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?" She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main Street."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest looks up at heaven for a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run down her cheeks. The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so darn funny?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4568383026033376857?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4568383026033376857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4568383026033376857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/four-nuns.html' title='Four Nuns'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4714858784766153466</id><published>2008-04-01T07:36:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:30:56.142-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>The New Priest</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next Sunday, he took the Monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon when he got nervous, he took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sip the vodka; don't gulp.&lt;br /&gt;There are 10 commandments, not 12.&lt;br /&gt;There are 12 disciples, not 10.&lt;br /&gt;Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.&lt;br /&gt;Jacob wagered his donkey; he did not "bet his ass."&lt;br /&gt;We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.&lt;br /&gt;The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as daddy, junior, and the spook.&lt;br /&gt;David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit outta him.&lt;br /&gt;When David was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.&lt;br /&gt;We don't refer to the cross as the "Big T."&lt;br /&gt;When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper, he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."&lt;br /&gt;The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the cherry."&lt;br /&gt;The recommended grace before a meal is not "Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."&lt;br /&gt;There will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4714858784766153466?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4714858784766153466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4714858784766153466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/new-priest.html' title='The New Priest'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-757221497161638606</id><published>2008-04-01T07:36:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:31:11.613-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Dam Fish</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-757221497161638606?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/757221497161638606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/757221497161638606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/dam-fish.html' title='Dam Fish'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1860070268258321677</id><published>2008-04-01T07:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:32:05.339-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Just an E-mail Note</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dearest Wife,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Loving Husband.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. Sure is hot down here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1860070268258321677?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1860070268258321677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1860070268258321677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/just-e-mail-note.html' title='Just an E-mail Note'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5686966415481672060</id><published>2008-04-01T07:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:32:24.480-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>At the Confessional</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;It's Father O'Brien's night to hear confessions, and there are four nuns in the lineup. The first nun goes into the confessional and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, and I should let you know right off that I touched a man with my finger!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh lass! 'Tis nothin', you could have been in a crowded elevator or some similar place," the priest says.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh no, Father!" exclaims the nun. "I touched him right on his private parts!" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You slut! You filthy tart!" screams the good father. "Say a hundred Hail Mary's and dip your finger in the holy water on the way out of the church!" Which she does.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second nun enters the confessional and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, and I want to say that I held a man with my hand."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh lass! 'Tis nothin', you might have stumbled and he lent you a hand," the priest says.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh no, Father!" exclaims the nun. "I held his private parts right in my hand!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Why you slut! You whore!" roars the good Father. "Say a thousand Hail Mary's and dip your hand in the holy water on the way out of the church!" Which she did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At this point, the fourth nun taps the third nun on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me sister, but would you mind terribly if I went ahead of you?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now why would you be wantin' to do that, I wonder?" asks the third nun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To which the fourth nun replies, "Well, it looks as if I'm going to have to gargle with the holy water, and I want to do so before you sit in it!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5686966415481672060?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5686966415481672060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5686966415481672060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/at-confessional.html' title='At the Confessional'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5687534102207923949</id><published>2008-04-01T07:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:32:33.270-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Prostitute Parrots</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What do they say?" the priest inquires.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Thank you!" the woman responds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5687534102207923949?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5687534102207923949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5687534102207923949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/prostitute-parrots.html' title='Prostitute Parrots'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2347072016827408358</id><published>2008-04-01T07:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:32:47.952-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>The Preachers Donkey</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and having been told that there was a fortune to be made in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. At the local auction, however, the going price for a horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The preacher decided that he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day, the racing sheets carried the following headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and this time it won. The headlines blared: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher to not enter the donkey in any more races. The newspaper printed this headline: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was just too much for the bishop, and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the animal. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a neighboring village. The next day, the headlines announced: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bishop fainted. As soon as he was able, he informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey, and she finally found a farmer willing to buy it for $10. The paper announced the transaction as: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They buried the bishop the next day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2347072016827408358?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2347072016827408358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2347072016827408358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/preachers-donkey.html' title='The Preachers Donkey'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8877354685791171158</id><published>2008-04-01T07:31:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:37:54.011-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Room For the Night</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Many years ago, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod -- one that did not admit Jews.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeably and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8877354685791171158?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8877354685791171158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8877354685791171158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/room-for-night.html' title='A Room For the Night'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2345672370481240628</id><published>2008-04-01T07:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:38:10.668-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>All in the Family</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm afraid I cannot, Sister."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun essayed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But she's a humble spinster nun."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not 'spinsters.' They are married to God."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Wonderful," said Smith. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2345672370481240628?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2345672370481240628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2345672370481240628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/all-in-family.html' title='All in the Family'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7204661071668262412</id><published>2008-04-01T07:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:38:26.255-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Torah Scholar</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"A Torah scholar. Hmm." the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in as she's accustomed to?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring such as she deserves?" asks the father.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancée.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, honey?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7204661071668262412?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7204661071668262412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7204661071668262412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/torah-scholar.html' title='A Torah Scholar'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2433445937781072136</id><published>2008-04-01T07:29:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:38:45.035-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>My Greatest Sin</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were. The first nun says, "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week." The third just sits there quietly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2433445937781072136?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2433445937781072136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2433445937781072136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-greatest-sin.html' title='My Greatest Sin'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7928304010623010286</id><published>2008-04-01T07:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-01T07:29:41.949-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Picture Of God</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;A kindergarten teacher was observing her class of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7928304010623010286?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7928304010623010286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7928304010623010286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/picture-of-god.html' title='Picture Of God'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-3015134036088785799</id><published>2008-04-01T07:28:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:39:23.758-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Pastor Fuzz</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do. He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up laying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here buddy, we won't have any of that carrying around in this bar!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender nodded and said, "Hell then, if you're that far in, you might as well finish up."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-3015134036088785799?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3015134036088785799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3015134036088785799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/pastor-fuzz.html' title='Pastor Fuzz'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5979274409803625213</id><published>2008-04-01T07:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:39:40.467-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Gold in Heaven</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An angel heard his plea and appeared to him. "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man begged the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continued to pray that his wealth could follow him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The angel reappeared and informed the man that God had decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathered his largest suitcase and filled it with pure gold bars and placed it beside his bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soon afterward, he died and showed up at the gates of heaven to greet St. Peter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;St. Peter, seeing the suitcase, said, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man explained to St. Peter that he had permission and asked him to verify his story with the Lord.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sure enough, St. Peter checked it out, came back and said, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;St. Peter opened the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaimed, "You brought pavement?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5979274409803625213?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5979274409803625213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5979274409803625213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/gold-in-heaven.html' title='Gold in Heaven'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7432388199020329739</id><published>2008-04-01T07:26:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:39:55.605-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Not Catholic</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Two hippies were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hippie asked, "Sister, how did you break you leg?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I slipped in the bathtub," she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second hippie asked the first, "What's a bathtub?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"How should I know, I'm not Catholic!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7432388199020329739?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7432388199020329739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7432388199020329739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/not-catholic.html' title='Not Catholic'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-6776071311149544053</id><published>2008-04-01T07:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:40:30.053-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>S.O.B.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "What have you done my child?"&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "Because he touched my hand."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "Yes father."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "Then he touched my breast."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "Yes father."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "Yes father."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"&lt;br /&gt;Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."&lt;br /&gt;Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"&lt;br /&gt;Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-6776071311149544053?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6776071311149544053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6776071311149544053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/sob.html' title='S.O.B.'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8219254815673376211</id><published>2008-04-01T07:25:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:40:51.515-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>The Baptism</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes,Preacher. I sure am."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No, I did not Reverend."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, have you found Jesus yet?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher..."Are you sure this is where he fell in?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8219254815673376211?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8219254815673376211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8219254815673376211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/baptism.html' title='The Baptism'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1687614062039607594</id><published>2008-04-01T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:41:08.724-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Confessions</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, "I must tell you the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rabbi had his turn of interrogation: "I know that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate, but..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest interjected, "Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The two resumed their reading. It was silent for a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper with a smile and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1687614062039607594?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1687614062039607594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1687614062039607594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/confessions.html' title='Confessions'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-665061183077552805</id><published>2008-04-01T07:23:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:41:19.112-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Crumbling Down</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, "Pastor, I will contribute $1,000."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He promptly stood back up and shouted, "Pastor, I will increase my donation to $5,000."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before he could sit back down, plaster fell on him again, and again he this time he virtually screamed, "Pastor, I will double my last pledge."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He sat down, and a larger chunk of plaster fell on his head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He stood up once more and hollered, "Pastor, I will give $20,000!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This prompted a deacon to shout, "Hit him again, Lord! Hit him again!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-665061183077552805?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/665061183077552805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/665061183077552805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/crumbling-down.html' title='Crumbling Down'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1444453871237137325</id><published>2008-04-01T07:23:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:42:04.116-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Golf in Heaven</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="whitetitles"&gt;&lt;!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--&gt; &lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round of golf. Moses teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses walked over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time it landed about one foot from the hole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree, then miraculously bounced within about six inches of the hole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for the pond, a huge bass jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth. Suddenly an eagle swooped down, grabbed the bass and flew over the green. The bass dropped the ball and it rolled within two inches of the hole! All of the sudden, a worm popped up and knocked the ball in. A hole in one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad plays."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1444453871237137325?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1444453871237137325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1444453871237137325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/golf-in-heaven.html' title='Golf in Heaven'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5811968764839176031</id><published>2008-04-01T07:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:42:32.052-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Telling Lies</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In unison they all replied, "You win!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5811968764839176031?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5811968764839176031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5811968764839176031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/telling-lies.html' title='Telling Lies'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-385784293411964818</id><published>2008-04-01T07:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:42:46.616-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Do I Know You?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the men's room. It's crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief after the long flight and after having many drinks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man at the urinal next to his says, "You're Jewish?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yes."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You come from Sudbury?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yes."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Your parents went to Temple Immanuel?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yes," he says. "But I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man next to him replies, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Immanuel is the only Rabbi I know that performs circumcisions by cutting at an angle and you're peeing in my shoe!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-385784293411964818?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/385784293411964818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/385784293411964818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/do-i-know-you.html' title='Do I Know You?'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5730051843174876993</id><published>2008-04-01T07:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:43:05.523-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Old Man</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5730051843174876993?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5730051843174876993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5730051843174876993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/old-man.html' title='Old Man'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4346347080949653936</id><published>2008-04-01T07:19:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:43:22.077-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Are You Gay?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "I don't know what all you've heard up there, but hell isn't all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man answers, "Yes, I do"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, good then," the devil says, "You'll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The devil says, "Good, you'll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You'll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Great then. You'll love Wednesdays."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you'll just love Wednesdays."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The devil look at him, and says, "Then you're gonna hate Thursdays."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4346347080949653936?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4346347080949653936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4346347080949653936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/are-you-gay.html' title='Are You Gay?'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1525069881373659901</id><published>2008-04-01T07:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:43:34.400-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Stone the Prostitute</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;In the town square a nasty crowd had gathered, intending to stone to death a prostitute. From the crowd, Jesus strides forward, holds up his arms and yells "Let ye without sin cast the first stone!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The crowd is contrite, for none amongst them can honestly say they are without sin. Then a little old, withered up woman comes hobbling up, picks up a good size rock and beans the prostitute right between the eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jesus just stands there with his hands on his hips and says, "Sometimes, Mother, you really piss me off!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1525069881373659901?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1525069881373659901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1525069881373659901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/stone-prostitute.html' title='Stone the Prostitute'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7565453709381260696</id><published>2008-04-01T07:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:49:34.383-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Children's Words</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed inbetween the pages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment, he claimed: "I think it's Adam's suit!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7565453709381260696?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7565453709381260696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7565453709381260696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/childrens-words.html' title='Children&apos;s Words'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1210095168238123062</id><published>2008-04-01T07:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:49:56.032-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Sisters of Mercy</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads: SISTERS OF MERCYHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough, there is a third... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway. On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber stone building with a sign on the door that reads... SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and a nun answers the door in a long black habit, who asks "What may we do for you, my son?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing some business," he answers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is led through many winding passages, and soon he is very disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please, knock on this door" and leaves. The man does as he is told, and this door is opened by another nun in a long black habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50.00 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He places the money in this nuns tin cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and slips through the door, pulling it shut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: "Go In Peace. You have just been screwed by the Sisters Of Mercy."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1210095168238123062?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1210095168238123062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1210095168238123062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/sisters-of-mercy.html' title='Sisters of Mercy'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2311862016337854620</id><published>2008-04-01T07:16:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:50:09.946-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Nun to worry about</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What shall I do now?" she shouts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*** off our car!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2311862016337854620?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2311862016337854620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2311862016337854620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/nun-to-worry-about.html' title='Nun to worry about'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7368647935383221471</id><published>2008-04-01T07:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:50:26.528-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>One tough secret</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God smiled. "Think about it -- who can he tell?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7368647935383221471?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7368647935383221471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7368647935383221471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/one-tough-secret.html' title='One tough secret'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4911050647362016065</id><published>2008-04-01T07:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:50:37.345-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Income taxes</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money...even more then you did."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel / centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these god-awful women.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life (and I'm dead,) and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmur's to herself, "Damn income taxes!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4911050647362016065?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4911050647362016065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4911050647362016065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/income-taxes.html' title='Income taxes'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7371905284462966504</id><published>2008-04-01T07:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:50:58.157-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Plus Sign</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room &amp;amp; starts studying. Books &amp;amp; papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head "No".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well then", she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--&gt; &lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="whitetitles"&gt;Smaller portions&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="whitetitles"&gt;&lt;!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--&gt; &lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;One sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." So the minister began his sermon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he had liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7371905284462966504?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7371905284462966504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7371905284462966504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/plus-sign.html' title='Plus Sign'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4651566976388048461</id><published>2008-04-01T07:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:52:06.519-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Display of outstanding courage</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Eleazer Bokar appeared at the gates of Heaven and knocked for admittance. The great doors slowly swung open and the patriach Abraham stepped out, blowing his golden trumpet. When he had finished the welcoming concerto, he turned to Eleazer and said, "Greetings, blood of my blood and flesh of my flesh. God awaits you."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recovering from the awesome splendor of this type of welcome, Eleazer quickly replied, "Father Abraham, I am ready to meet our God," and stepped forward to enter the celestial portals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Wait, my brother," said Abraham, halting Eleazer with an imperiously, upraised palm. "Before entering God's Kingdom, you must first prove that you are worthy of the honor."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"But how can I prove my worthiness," queried Eleazer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You must show that, at least once in your mortal life, you displayed outstanding courage. Can you recall one unquestionably brave deed?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eleazer's face brightened as he said, "Yes I can! I remember going to the Roman Consul's palace where I met him face to face. He was surrounded by dozens of legionnaires, all of whom were armed. Ignoring this fact, I told him that he was a camel's behind, that he was a vulture who fed upon the bones of Jerusalem's oppressed, and that he was a persecutor of humble Jews. I then spat in his face."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well," exclaimed Abraham, "I am impressed. I must agree that that was an extremely brave feat to perform - considering the armed guards and the Roman Consul's hatred of Jews. Yes, my brother, you have certainly earned admittance into Paradise, but please tell me, when did all this happen?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh," replied Eleazer casually, "right before you welcomed me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4651566976388048461?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4651566976388048461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4651566976388048461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/display-of-outstanding-courage.html' title='Display of outstanding courage'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4337372725132867407</id><published>2008-04-01T07:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:52:18.797-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Let's Get Married</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=""&gt;A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pant legs to keep his trousers dry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting. "Pull down your pants, whispered the pastor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom responded. "I think I would prefer the traditional service."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4337372725132867407?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4337372725132867407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4337372725132867407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/lets-get-married.html' title='Let&apos;s Get Married'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7596231929551890274</id><published>2008-04-01T07:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:52:39.162-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Playing doctor</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and checks him in. After he's registered, St. Peter says to him, "Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don't you get yourself something to eat?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The doctor goes to the cafeteria and notices the long line. He immediately cuts in at the front, only to hear loud protests. "I'm a doctor" he says, "I'm a busy man, I don't have time to wait in line."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The others say, "You're in heaven now, we're all the same here, get to the back of the line and wait your turn!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few weeks later, waiting patiently on line for lunch, the doctor notices a man come dashing in wearing scrubs and a lab coat, stethoscope around his neck. He butts in at the head of the line and no one utters a peep. "Hey," he says to the guy in front of him, "Who does that guy think he is?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, that's God," says the guy, "He likes to play doctor."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7596231929551890274?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7596231929551890274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7596231929551890274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/playing-doctor.html' title='Playing doctor'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-438765753343854579</id><published>2008-04-01T07:10:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:53:00.745-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Absolution</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three sinners. The first person to come up was Richard Nixon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Pope asked, "What is your sin?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I hired people to break into the Watergate Hotel."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Pope replied, "Kneel down. I'll bless you and grant you absolution."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next in line was Bill Clinton. "What was your sin, son?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I cheated on my wife." The Philanderer in Chief replied.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Kneel down, my son. I'll bless you and grant you absolution."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A third person came up and the Pope asked, "What is your name?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Monica Lewinsky." The Pope stroked his chin. "Hmmmm..... Perhaps you should remain standing."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-438765753343854579?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/438765753343854579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/438765753343854579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/absolution.html' title='Absolution'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8538386933221382316</id><published>2008-04-01T07:10:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:53:14.167-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Forgive me Father</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much communion wine before hand and had to piss really badly. So when the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Would you mind sitting in for me while I piss?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man being a pleasant soul said sure no problem. So the priest showed the man a list of sins and the corresponding penances to go along with them. So the man was pretty secure that he had things under control.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Marys, Rosaries and everything was going good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then a lady came in said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a blowjob."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn't find it. He crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but couldn't find a penance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So he asked an Altar Boy, "Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To which the kid replied, "He usually gives us two candy bars and a soda pop."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8538386933221382316?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8538386933221382316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8538386933221382316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/forgive-me-father.html' title='Forgive me Father'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-3995182543857753017</id><published>2008-04-01T07:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:53:30.239-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Bolt of Lightning</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit!&lt;br /&gt;I missed!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Don't you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of lightning," the nun said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit!&lt;br /&gt;I missed!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"If you say that one more time mister, God will strike you with a bolt of lightning," the nun said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said "Dammit! I missed!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A bolt of lightning strikes the nun and God says "Dammit! I missed!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-3995182543857753017?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3995182543857753017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3995182543857753017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/bolt-of-lightning.html' title='A Bolt of Lightning'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-627084822893967604</id><published>2008-04-01T07:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:53:43.300-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Earning Power</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little Johnny says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon.and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-627084822893967604?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/627084822893967604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/627084822893967604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/earning-power.html' title='Earning Power'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-3705298909005632532</id><published>2008-04-01T07:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:54:03.509-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>I've Fallen</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-3705298909005632532?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3705298909005632532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/3705298909005632532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/ive-fallen.html' title='I&apos;ve Fallen'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8186387604197531755</id><published>2008-04-01T07:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:54:17.473-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Religious Cruise</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=""&gt;A Rabbi, a Protestant minister and a Catholic Priest were taking a party of kids on a cruise. Suddenly the ship hit a rock and began to sink.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Rabbi cried out: "Quick! The kids!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Fuck the kids!" said the minister, heading out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Do you think we have time?" said the priest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8186387604197531755?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8186387604197531755'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8186387604197531755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-cruise.html' title='Religious Cruise'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5042770163956610195</id><published>2008-04-01T07:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:54:36.661-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Before you meet with God</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=""&gt;A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"About two minutes ago," came the reply.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5042770163956610195?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5042770163956610195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5042770163956610195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/before-you-meet-with-god.html' title='Before you meet with God'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5611116668954510367</id><published>2008-04-01T07:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:55:20.084-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Confessional Etiquette</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.&lt;br /&gt;The old priest says, "Cross you arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' 'I understand,' and 'how did you feel about that?'"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The new priest says those things, trying them out. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than saying, 'Whoa... What happened next?'"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5611116668954510367?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5611116668954510367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5611116668954510367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/confessional-etiquette.html' title='Confessional Etiquette'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4709653132958944683</id><published>2008-04-01T07:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:55:33.057-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Mother Teresa Goes to Heaven</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Mother Teresa died and went to heaven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God greets her at the Pearly Gates."Are you hungry, Mother Teresa?" says God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I could eat," Mother Teresa replies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looks down into Hell and sees the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, pastries and wines. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remains quiet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next day God again invites her to join Him for a meal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, it is tuna and rye bread.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once again, Mother Teresa can see the denizens of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles and chocolates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still she says nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The following day, mealtime arrives and another can of tuna is opened.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She can't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she says: "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with You as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread, and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God sighs. "Let's be honest," He says. "For just two people, does it pay to cook?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4709653132958944683?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4709653132958944683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4709653132958944683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/mother-teresa-goes-to-heaven.html' title='Mother Teresa Goes to Heaven'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4642104952949560262</id><published>2008-04-01T07:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:55:46.522-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Espiscopalian</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Three men of the cloth, a Catholic, a Jew and an Episcopalian were on an airplane trip together. They ran into the worst turbulence in the history of aviation on the whole flight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the plane finally landed, a reporter is there and starts interviewing people. The first one is the Catholic and when asked was he afraid, he answered, "I am Catholic my son and&lt;br /&gt;yes, I was afraid but I prayed to my God and I knew he would see me through it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The reporter said thank you and went up to the next man of the cloth and asked was he afraid, he answered, "I am Jewish my son and yes, I was afraid but I prayed to my God and I knew he would see me through it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The reporter said thank you and went up to the third man of the cloth whose clothes were all messed up, wet streaks down his pants and chunks on his chest. He was asked the same questions and replied, "I'm an Ecopalian".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The reporter says, "Ecopalian, what is an Ecopalian?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the man of the cloth said, "That's an Episcopalian with the piss scared out of him!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4642104952949560262?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4642104952949560262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4642104952949560262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/espiscopalian.html' title='Espiscopalian'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1636795398630647775</id><published>2008-04-01T07:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:55:59.511-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Screening Process</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to&lt;br /&gt;Heaven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The angel tells the three new arrivals that because so many drug dealers and other criminals have managed to sneak into Heaven that St. Peter must now be a little stricter with the&lt;br /&gt;screening process.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Each person is required to state his former occupation and tell his or her yearly salary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first man in line says, "I was an actor, and I earned $1 million last year."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The angel says, "Okay, you may enter." He turns to the woman in line and asks her about her life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She states, "I earned $150,000 as an attorney." The angel thinks for a moment and then lets her in, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He turns to the third one in line and asks, "What have you done with your life?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man replies, "I earned $8,000 last year . . ."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh," the angel interrupts. "What did you teach?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1636795398630647775?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1636795398630647775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1636795398630647775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/screening-process.html' title='Screening Process'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7646715919764559581</id><published>2008-04-01T07:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:56:13.124-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>The Biggest Lie</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the boys replied, "This dog is an old neighborhood stray. We take him home with us sometimes, but only one of us can take him home. So we're having a contest: whichever one of us tells the biggest lie can take him home today."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, the Reverend was shocked. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie?" and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was complete silence for about a minute. As the Reverend smiled with satisfaction that he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh. "All right," he said,&lt;br /&gt;"give him the dog."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7646715919764559581?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7646715919764559581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7646715919764559581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/biggest-lie.html' title='The Biggest Lie'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5031498017111523232</id><published>2008-04-01T06:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:56:26.014-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Faith Lesson</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;While working on a lesson in world religions, a kindergarten teacher asked her students to bring something related to their family's faith to class.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the appropriate time she asked the students to come forward and share with the rest of the students.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first child said, "I am Muslim and this is my prayer rug."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second child said, "I am Jewish and this is my Star of David."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third child said, "I am Catholic and this is my rosary."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The final child said, "I am Southern Baptist and this is my casserole dish."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5031498017111523232?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5031498017111523232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5031498017111523232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/faith-lesson.html' title='Faith Lesson'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4834231749479658811</id><published>2008-04-01T06:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:58:51.555-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Devil In The Church</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man replied, "Yep, sure do."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4834231749479658811?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4834231749479658811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4834231749479658811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/devil-in-church.html' title='Devil In The Church'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2511871644758405971</id><published>2008-04-01T06:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:59:04.650-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Final Vows</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;The young ladies were taking their final vows to become nuns at the Mass. The presiding bishop noticed two rabbis seated at the back of the sanctuary. They'd insisted on sitting on the right side of the center aisle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bishop was curious why they'd come, but didn't have time to ask. He went ahead and started the ceremony. Later, when it was time for announcements, the bishop went back to&lt;br /&gt;where the rabbis sat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm delighted to see you both here and thank you for coming. But I'm a little curious as to why you're present on this occasion where these young women are becoming 'Brides of Christ'."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The more senior of the rabbis smiled, rose to his feet, and explained, "We're 'Family of the Groom'."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2511871644758405971?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2511871644758405971'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2511871644758405971'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/final-vows.html' title='Final Vows'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-6302060979152603409</id><published>2008-04-01T06:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:59:17.857-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Morning Worship</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;The teacher of the third-grade Sunday School class was planning to take her charges on a "field trip" to the ongoing church service, so they could get an idea of what morning worship looked like.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before they left their classroom, she thought it would be a good idea to caution them against being boisterous in those surroundings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Attempting to engage their attention, she asked, "And why do we need to be quiet in church?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One bright little scholar replied right away, "Because people are sleeping in there."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-6302060979152603409?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6302060979152603409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6302060979152603409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/morning-worship.html' title='Morning Worship'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2366565821485272686</id><published>2008-04-01T06:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:59:31.420-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>An Act of Charity</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2366565821485272686?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2366565821485272686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2366565821485272686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/act-of-charity.html' title='An Act of Charity'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5401801510549652340</id><published>2008-04-01T06:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:59:43.975-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Vow of Silence</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One Christmas, Brother Thomas had his turn to speak and said, "I love the delightful mashed potatoes we have every year with the Christmas roast!" Then he sat down. Silence ensued for 365 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next Christmas, Brother Michael got his turn, and said, "I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I truly despise them!" Once again, silence ensued for 365 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The following Christmas, Brother Paul rose and said, "I am fed up with this constant bickering!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5401801510549652340?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5401801510549652340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5401801510549652340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/vow-of-silence.html' title='Vow of Silence'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7657465088259605182</id><published>2008-04-01T06:53:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T01:59:58.757-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Four Catholic Ladies</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7657465088259605182?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7657465088259605182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7657465088259605182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/four-catholic-ladies.html' title='Four Catholic Ladies'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5453617549120624345</id><published>2008-04-01T06:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:00:23.340-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Gay Man Meets Saint Peter</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass of.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5453617549120624345?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5453617549120624345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5453617549120624345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/gay-man-meets-saint-peter.html' title='Gay Man Meets Saint Peter'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1050263627260510361</id><published>2008-04-01T06:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:00:37.366-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Nun Going to Chicago</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight and she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So she thought to herself I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So she went over to the machine and she put her nickel in and card came out and it said, You're a nun you weigh 128lbs and you're going to Chicago Illinois. So she sat back down and thought about it, she thought to herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, I'm going try it again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So she went over to the machine again and put her nickel in it, a card came out and said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago Ill. and you're going to play a fiddle. She said to herself I know that's wrong I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life. She sat back down and this cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down. She picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music. She looked back at the machine and said this is incredible I've got to try it again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So she went back to the machine put her nickel in another card came out and it said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago Ill. and you're going to break wind. She thinks I know it's wrong now I've never broke wind in public a day in my life, well she tripped and fell off the scales and FARTED like a bay mule. So she sat back down and looked at the machine once again. She said to herself this is truly unbelievable, I've got to try it again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and a card came out and said, you're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago Ill. and you're going to have sex. She said ah-hah that does it. I know for sure its wrong now, I'm a nun, ain't ever had none, and ain't ever gonna get none. Well a huge electrical storm came through and the electricity went off and she got raped... She sat back down and thought about it for few minutes and then said this is truly, truly, incredible. But one thing is for certain, I've got to try it again just to see what is gonna happen to me before I leave this airport.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She went over to the machine put her nickel in and a card came out and it said. You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled, farted, and fucked around and missed your flight to Chicago!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-2.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1050263627260510361?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1050263627260510361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1050263627260510361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/nun-going-to-chicago.html' title='Nun Going to Chicago'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1544157117468664906</id><published>2008-04-01T06:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:06:14.719-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Top Ten Ways You Know You'Re In A Bad Church</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;10. The church bus has gun racks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. There's an ATM in the lobby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Choir wears leather robes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Karaoke Worship Time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1544157117468664906?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1544157117468664906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1544157117468664906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/top-ten-ways-you-know-youre-in-bad.html' title='Top Ten Ways You Know You&apos;Re In A Bad Church'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-709369390102304023</id><published>2008-04-01T06:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:06:29.841-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Down to Hell</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "what is happening?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shaking her head, the old lady says, "I can't do this. I'm off down to hell."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sure" says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-709369390102304023?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/709369390102304023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/709369390102304023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/down-to-hell.html' title='Down to Hell'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2950320851327841298</id><published>2008-04-01T06:48:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:06:45.128-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Original Text</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The Angels come running in only to find the Pope huddled in his chair, crying to himself and muttering, "An 'R'! The scribes left out the 'R'." A particularly concerned Angel takes him aside, offering comfort, asks him what the problem is and what does he mean.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'. They left out the 'R'. The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2950320851327841298?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2950320851327841298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2950320851327841298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/original-text.html' title='Original Text'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8978779281379863694</id><published>2008-04-01T06:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:07:02.310-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Man Falls Asleep At Church</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Amen," replied the congregation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8978779281379863694?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8978779281379863694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8978779281379863694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/man-falls-asleep-at-church.html' title='Man Falls Asleep At Church'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7340026176155769647</id><published>2008-04-01T06:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:07:15.845-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>John the Baptist</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other guy looks at him and declares, "I did not!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7340026176155769647?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7340026176155769647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7340026176155769647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/john-baptist.html' title='John the Baptist'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5789058539679048624</id><published>2008-04-01T06:46:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:07:48.981-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Cobbled Road</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other nun says, "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5789058539679048624?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5789058539679048624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5789058539679048624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/cobbled-road.html' title='Cobbled Road'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-6969537632235136624</id><published>2008-04-01T06:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:08:03.413-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>An Atheist</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-6969537632235136624?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6969537632235136624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6969537632235136624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/atheist.html' title='An Atheist'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4503417325556624473</id><published>2008-04-01T06:45:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:08:19.492-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Becoming Christian</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi... where did I go wrong?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What did you do?" asked the lawyer. "I turned to God for the answer," replied the rabbi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And what did he say?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said, "Funny you should come to me..."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4503417325556624473?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4503417325556624473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4503417325556624473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/becoming-christian.html' title='Becoming Christian'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-6870392007133594862</id><published>2008-04-01T06:44:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:08:34.887-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Making a Confession</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally the drunk replies, "No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-6870392007133594862?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6870392007133594862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6870392007133594862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/making-confession.html' title='Making a Confession'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7762380294026857239</id><published>2008-04-01T06:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:08:46.052-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>What is This Going to Cost Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, "Adam, come over here and sit down!". And Adam did so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Adam," spoke the Creator, "I see your countenance is fallen and you seem to feel rotten and lonely." Adam said nothing in&lt;br /&gt;response. "So," continued the Lord, "I am going to create an alternate person who will be with you!" Adam just looked puzzled but interested. "This person," said the Lord, "will take all the raw and tasteless food that you are currently ruining and will prepare wonderful, spicy, and tasty dishes."&lt;br /&gt;Adam looked grateful. "This person, "said the Lord, "will be beautiful to behold and graceful and interesting to watch as she walks." Adam looked thoughtful. "This person, "emphasized the Lord,"will be able to satisfy all those dreams that you currently are having!" Adam really looked believed. "And, lastly," said the Lord, "She will obey your every whim and desire and order with cheerfulness." Adam was really impressed and finally spoke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"O.K., Lord, but what is this going to cost me?" "An arm and a leg," said the Almighty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well," Adam then said, "What can I get for a rib?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7762380294026857239?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7762380294026857239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7762380294026857239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-is-this-going-to-cost-me.html' title='What is This Going to Cost Me'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2438763185106272065</id><published>2008-04-01T06:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:09:13.854-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Forest Gump Goes to Heaven</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saint Peter says, "Well, Forest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you." "I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forest responds, "It shore is good to be here Saint Peter. I was looking forward to this." "Nobody ever told me about any entrance exams. Shore hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saint Peter goes on, "Yes, I know Forest." "But, the test I have for you is only three questions. Here is the first: What&lt;br /&gt;days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" "Second, how many seconds are there in a year?" "Third, what is God's first&lt;br /&gt;name?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day and goes up to Saint Peter to try to answer the exam questions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saint Peter waves him up and asks, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forest says, "Well, the first one, -how many days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" "Shucks, that one's easy; that'd be Today and Tomorrow!" The saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forest! That's not what I was thinking, but... you do have a point though, and I guess I didn't specify, so I give you credit for that answer."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"How about the next one" says Saint Peter, "how many seconds in a year?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now that one's harder," says Forest. "But, I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Astounded, Saint Peter says, "Twelve!" "Twelve!" "Forest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forest says, "Shucks, there gotta be twelve: January second, February second, March second..." "Hold it," interrupts Saint&lt;br /&gt;Peter. "I see where you're going with it." "And I guess I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind." "I'll&lt;br /&gt;give you credit for that one too."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Let's go on with the next and final question," says Saint Peter, "Can you tell me God's first name?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forest says, "Well shore, I know God's first name." "Everbody probly knows it." "It's Howard."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Howard?" asks Saint Peter. "What makes you think it's 'Howard'?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forest answers, "It's in the prayer."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The prayer?" asks Saint Peter, "Which prayer?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The Lord's Prayer," responds Forest: "Our Father, Howard be thy name..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2438763185106272065?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2438763185106272065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2438763185106272065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/forest-gump-goes-to-heaven.html' title='Forest Gump Goes to Heaven'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1881803682831011034</id><published>2008-04-01T06:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:09:47.563-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>At The Beginning of World War II</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World War II a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"That's a wonderful thing," interjected the priest, "But it's certainly nothing you need to confess!" "It's gets worse Father," continued the elderly fellow, "I was weak and I told her that she had to repay me for hiding her, by providing me with sexual favors."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest contemplated this disclosure for a minute and then responded, "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a very large risk. You would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil of your acts, and judge you kindly."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Thank you Father," said the old man. "That's a load off my mind! Can I ask another question?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Of course, my son," said the priest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The old man asked, "Do I have to tell her that the war is over?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1881803682831011034?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1881803682831011034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1881803682831011034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/at-beginning-of-world-war-ii.html' title='At The Beginning of World War II'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1523384593420621319</id><published>2008-04-01T06:40:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:09:58.121-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Don't use the Lord's name in vain</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the Preacher's sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said, "Reverend, that was the best gawd damn sermon I ever did hear!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Preacher replied, "Oh!! Why, thank you sir, but please...I'd appreciate it if you didn't use the Lord's name in vain!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man said, "I'm sorry Reverend, but I can't help myself, it was a good gawddamn sermon!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Reverend said, "Sir, PLEASE, I cannot have you behaving this way at Church"!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man said, "Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so gawddamn good, I put $ 500.00 in the collection plate!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the Reverend said, "NO SHIT?!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1523384593420621319?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1523384593420621319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1523384593420621319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/dont-use-lords-name-in-vain.html' title='Don&apos;t use the Lord&apos;s name in vain'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-358466101072042196</id><published>2008-04-01T06:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:10:12.183-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>The Best Programmer</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="whitetitles"&gt;&lt;!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--&gt; &lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen to be the judge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jesus and Satan got 10 hours to create the best program they could for the PC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When 10 hours had passed, the power suddenly went out, and all the data disappeared from both monitors. Moments later, the power came back on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On Jesus's monitor, all the data had returned to its previous state, whereas Satan's monitor remained blank.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Satan got really angry and complained to God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God was quiet for a moment, then he laughed and said, "Jesus saves!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-358466101072042196?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/358466101072042196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/358466101072042196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/best-programmer.html' title='The Best Programmer'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2003613268673625260</id><published>2008-04-01T06:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:10:25.291-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Walking Up the Stairs in a Church</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2003613268673625260?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2003613268673625260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2003613268673625260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/walking-up-stairs-in-church.html' title='Walking Up the Stairs in a Church'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8798250038272412862</id><published>2008-04-01T06:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:10:38.796-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Aren't you Moses?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "YES, I AM!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George W. asked him why he was so uppity and had taken so long to answer him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up stuck in a desert for forty years!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8798250038272412862?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8798250038272412862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8798250038272412862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/arent-you-moses.html' title='Aren&apos;t you Moses?'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8648961193355288250</id><published>2008-04-01T06:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:10:52.588-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Pastor Visiting his Church Members</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8648961193355288250?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8648961193355288250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8648961193355288250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/pastor-visiting-his-church-members.html' title='A Pastor Visiting his Church Members'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-2661822037092915248</id><published>2008-04-01T06:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:11:27.122-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>The Weekly Collection</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=""&gt;Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle God kept.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw ALL the money into the air, and what God wants, God takes!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-2661822037092915248?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2661822037092915248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/2661822037092915248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/weekly-collection.html' title='The Weekly Collection'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5970424956956448917</id><published>2008-04-01T06:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:11:44.615-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>Test Questions On The Bible</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father. The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. Moses died before he ever reached the UK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still, and he obeyed him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;King David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the Biblical times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Jews were a proud people and, throughout history, they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5970424956956448917?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5970424956956448917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5970424956956448917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/test-questions-on-bible.html' title='Test Questions On The Bible'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-7101045190749505058</id><published>2008-04-01T06:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T02:12:13.139-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Jokes'/><title type='text'>You'd Be Proud of Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Dear Heavenly Father,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise Your Name! I'm grateful for Your grace...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Lord, a few minutes from now, I'm getting out of bed... From then on I'm going to need a lot MORE of Your help!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.htmlhttp://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/religious-jokes-page-3.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-7101045190749505058?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7101045190749505058'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/7101045190749505058'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/youd-be-proud-of-me.html' title='You&apos;d Be Proud of Me'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8482135182931765164</id><published>2008-04-01T00:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:46:14.244-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Karate Chop from Korea</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and --WHACK!! -- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big guy knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --Bong!!!-- bangs the big guy off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8482135182931765164?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8482135182931765164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8482135182931765164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/karate-chop-from-korea.html' title='A Karate Chop from Korea'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-874862527225345671</id><published>2008-04-01T00:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:46:49.181-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>Man Walks Into a Bar</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender says "Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast" The man replies by saying, "Well, you'd drink fast if you had what I have" The bartender says "Oh my god, what do you have??!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man says "Fifty cents"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-874862527225345671?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/874862527225345671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/874862527225345671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/man-walks-into-bar.html' title='Man Walks Into a Bar'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-9169956797326830621</id><published>2008-04-01T00:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:47:24.713-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>Armless Man in a Bar</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-9169956797326830621?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/9169956797326830621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/9169956797326830621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/armless-man-in-bar.html' title='Armless Man in a Bar'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-165282688778083167</id><published>2008-04-01T00:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:47:45.587-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>Three Pints of Guinness</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. I've just quit drinking!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-165282688778083167?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/165282688778083167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/165282688778083167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/three-pints-of-guinness.html' title='Three Pints of Guinness'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-6120653661001432178</id><published>2008-04-01T00:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:48:11.751-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>Are You From Ireland?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first guy says, "Faith &amp;amp; it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender walks over shaking his head &amp;amp; mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-6120653661001432178?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6120653661001432178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/6120653661001432178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/are-you-from-ireland.html' title='Are You From Ireland?'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-1436979174711694777</id><published>2008-04-01T00:16:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:48:26.348-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Rather Confident Man</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.&lt;br /&gt;The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What's it telling you now?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-1436979174711694777?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1436979174711694777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/1436979174711694777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/rather-confident-man.html' title='A Rather Confident Man'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8817818784949753131</id><published>2008-04-01T00:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:50:32.423-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Graduate Student in Psychology</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8817818784949753131?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8817818784949753131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8817818784949753131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/graduate-student-in-psychology.html' title='A Graduate Student in Psychology'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-4257449147436561870</id><published>2008-04-01T00:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:51:02.138-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Million Bucks</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Great, can I try it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sure."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Done" says the genie and disappears.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-4257449147436561870?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4257449147436561870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/4257449147436561870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/million-bucks.html' title='A Million Bucks'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-5027849400990621266</id><published>2008-04-01T00:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:51:31.005-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Lawyer and a Blonde</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the digital cellphone via infra-red wireless connection to his modem port and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients, and suppliers that he knows. And then some. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-5027849400990621266?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5027849400990621266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/5027849400990621266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/lawyer-and-blonde.html' title='A Lawyer and a Blonde'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-917237535450044468</id><published>2008-04-01T00:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:51:57.270-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>Octopus at the Bar</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him ... so he says he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ha!", the man says, "can't you play it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to fuck it as soon as I get its pajamas off."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-917237535450044468?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/917237535450044468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/917237535450044468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/octopus-at-bar.html' title='Octopus at the Bar'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8007178365388896690</id><published>2008-04-01T00:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:52:23.523-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>Leprechaun in the Bathroom</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;This guy is sitting at a bar having a few wobbly-pops and suddenly gets this feeling that he has to go make an urgent call to the potty. So he goes into the bathroom and sees this really short guy taking a piss. He takes the stall next to this short guy, and while taking a piss the guy happens to look over at the little guy and by accident sees his dick. He just can't help saying to the guy "man that is a big dick! I wish that I had a dick that big!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well" says the little guy," I'm leprechaun and I can grant you one wish, and all you have to do is suck on me wang!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In horror of the thought the man exclaims, "I don't think so you little faggot, even for a dick that size!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Fine then" says the leprechaun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But after a minute of thinking the man says "Alright I'll do it." So the man starts to suck the leprechaun's dick and when he is finished he says "I can't believe that I am going to have a dick that big!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the little guy says, "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8007178365388896690?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8007178365388896690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8007178365388896690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/leprechaun-in-bathroom.html' title='Leprechaun in the Bathroom'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6720654525983343554.post-8279151571602548382</id><published>2008-04-01T00:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T00:52:48.656-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drunk and Bar Jokes'/><title type='text'>A Fly in my Beer</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:&amp;quot;;font-size:12;"  &gt;One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, but then held it out over the beer and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/drunk-and-bar-jokes-page-1.html"&gt;Back&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6720654525983343554-8279151571602548382?l=mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8279151571602548382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6720654525983343554/posts/default/8279151571602548382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mostfunniestjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/fly-in-my-beer.html' title='A Fly in my Beer'/><author><name>james bond</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
